Wandering the cyber highway and mining for silver

"These days I've been craving a slice of chocolate cake as much as a good, hard f*#k. Seems like such a long time since I've had either. A vegan dry spell."

Quoted from a blog I read.... my sentiment exactly.... the cake would be great, but the f#*k would be oh, so, much better....

I'm about to wither and die on the vine.....